GUYS. It's a short week + it's be a
hell of a short week. By that, I mean Tuesday was like all the bad Monday things slammed in to a day that should have been not so bad. (
although if you ask Jen, Tuesday is bluesday...) ON THE PLUS SIDE. I get to #HashtagHumpday confess with the best of the best today!
PLUS gifs always make the day better. SO. Join me +
Laura +
Lauren + let's hashtag this Schmidt!
IF you don't follow me on
the twitter (which, why not? I'm
hilarious.) or snapchat (it's kdsmoove there too, but I don't get snapchat really. I try, but I haven't figured it out yet.) then you might not know about the
adventure my Tuesday was. First, I was
super excited that it was thunderstorming -- because I
love the rain. #raindance #puddlejumping #songsaboutrain
My workday resembled the day after you take some vacation time (seriously, does anyone ever come back from taking a day off + have like, three seconds to deal with anything?) but that wasn't a surprise. I was heading to the new apartment to do some more unpacking, but rain + Atlanta drivers is
never good. Forget that it rains ALL. THE. TIME. So, fifteen minutes into my drive, my car overheats.
OBVIOUSLY nowhere close to anything. I pull over in the parking lot of a place that makes rocking chairs + headstones (
logical combination) hoping the engine will cool off enough to where I can get home. #nosuccess #saddayforJude
So, first I try to fix it. Guys. It was adorable. Here I am, dressed all cute, trying to hold an umbrella and my hood open (
because obviously the hydraulics in the hood are broken too.) in the
pouring. rain. A few nice people at the gas station try to help, I read the manual, follow the instructions, and probably hurt my car a little more. (
I'm really sorry Jude, I do love you.) I finally accept defeat (
after the car does all of the things in the "CAUTION: if this happens, call for service" warning.) + use my AAA membership. Then I sit in my car + read a book until the nice tow truck men arrive. #booksfordays #alwaysprepared #likeaboyscout #butmoreadorable
Then, I realize I'm not in a Criminal Minds episode, the tow truck men didn't murder me (
aren't you relieved?!) But one of the sweet tow truck men did talk.
the. entire. way. we're talking, twenty
solid minutes. I was a little worried, he didn't take time to breathe. #slowdownkiller
So. The nice men drop me off at the car place, which is obviously closed, it's still raining, and I get out of the tow truck in my soaking wet skirt, top covered in engine grease,
and I cannot for the life of me figure out why my shoe is dragging. OF COURSE I have broken my favorite flat sandals.
OF COURSE. so here I am. hobbling around the car repair lot, and honestly I can't help but laugh. #itsnotevenmonday #itswinetime #youcantmakethisup
So, my dad picks me up with wine, because tequila does't travel as well. Plus,
supposedly you shouldn't drink tequila on a Tuesday. #ibegtodiffer HOWEVER poor little Jude (
we've talked about my Beatles obsession, don't act surprised that all my cars have been named after Beatles songs.) is hanging out all byyyyy himself at the car fixing place. #heyjudeheyjudeHEYJUDEAYJUDEHEYJUDEHEY (
oh what, like you don't sing to your car?)
So. Now I really want to go watch Across the Universe. But, you know, I can't because all of my favorite movies have been moved into my new apartment. I know this because I unpacked that box. Sounds about right. HOW is your short week going? Woaaaaaaah we're halfway there! #winesday #humpDAY Are you linking up your confessions or WHAT dude?
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