In keeping with my rule breaking, and tendency to write posts that seem to
always tie back to that special herb Cheech + Chong enjoy so much, I'm probably taking this "what makes you unique" prompt to ridiculous destinations.
get excited. You know it's why you keep coming back,
don't lie.
I like to call it my personal brand of crazy. I've realized that the media is going to paint girls as crazy anyways, so maybe if I embrace it I'm totally going against the grain right? That's some shaky logic, but I'm going to roll with it.
I wave at everyone. I'm like that baby that just learned how to wave. Except I'm about to celebrate the 5th anniversary of my 21st birthday. Oh, you didn't rear end me after that car stopped short? you get a thank you wave! oh, hey sign spinner on the sidewalk! you get a wave! oh, you're just behind me in traffic? you get a wave! I've also been known to wave at strangers walking home. I'm really just asking to be kidnapped.
I actually
love my Christmas sweaters. I don't think I would consider them tacky. I think they're fantastic. Yesterday I was driving home in my sweatshirt that makes me look like a snowman + absolutely
jamming to T.Swift. #Youre
welcome people of Atlanta. Oh my god, I'm totally going to take a picture in that sweatshirt + caption it "some people are worth melting for" with heart eyed emojis. Just of me and maybe my boyfriend Jose Cuervo...
Have I ever mentioned that I'm loud? I'm
super loud. If you think I've mentioned it too many times, you probably haven't seen me IRL, because you'll be using the whole "
Kasey. we're inside" statement too. Can't help it. I'm just
REALLY EXCITED ALL THE TIME! My inner monologue is in all caps. #LOUDNOISES
I have the attention span of Dory, without the memory issues. I can most accurately describe all aspects of my life with Disney characters, for example I hate wearing shoes, like playing outside, and can totally paint with all the colors of the wind. I would
die for that library that Belle gets. My hair
totally looks like Ariel when I get out of the pool (
jk lol no it doesn't). I'm an adult. Obviously.
My internet stalking abilities are
on. point. All I need is generally a first name. I found Meredith in a crowded ballroom because I had seen her picture on twitter. (
okay so maybe this is a really creepy thing. I wonder if I can uncreepiate this situation...)
Those are definitely the top reasons I'm #special... What makes you unique?
Hahaha, this is awesome! I love how you described yourself in Disney characters, too funny! That could be a post all by itself! :) I too can internet stalk quite well, sometimes I start to say something to or about someone and then I'll be like "No! Don't say that, you only know that because you saw it on FB!"
ReplyDeleteYou are too cute, after reading your blog I can imagine you being a very loud and perky person! I love internet stalking too, whenever we hire somebody knew I'm the one they ask to get all the dirt hehe :)
ReplyDeletewhat I love about you is that your IRL personality shines through on your blog. I think an entire post modeling your christmas sweaters is in order, ma'am! Just sayin... PLUS I totally borrowed your #ImSoCute today on the blog.
ReplyDeleteHahaha I love your posts..they always leave me laughing!
ReplyDeleteoh man. I do that ALL the time. sometimes I can cover with "you totally told me that!"
ReplyDeleteawe thaaaaaanks! my dad/bossman does the same thing! before we interview anyone I have to do all the internet stalking! keeps my skills sharp...
ReplyDeleteoh girl. Friday's post is about how to win your tacky sweater contest with 5 super easy DIY's and Monday's post is alllll about tacky sweaters because it's national tacky sweater day. THAT. IS. A. THING.
ReplyDeleteoh yay!! that's my ultimate goal!
ReplyDeleteTo be fair (and to uncreepiate the situation), to this day I don't think you finding me in a crowded ballroom was creepy? Maybe that speaks to my own social media-ing.
ReplyDeleteit's like the whole Dobbler/Dahmer theory on HIMYM. if we hadn't become friends, it would have been creepy....
ReplyDeleteExactly! You also helped me avoid an actualllll creeper in the process.
ReplyDeleteI'm dying. I totally wave at everyone too. My husband says I'm going to get abducted.
ReplyDeleteI think the barber shop guys on my way home recognize my car now, like they smile because they know I don't need a barber, but I'll totally say hellooooo as I drive by... I'm glad you enjoyed it!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI get in SO much trouble walking home from the bars. people are always saying "KASEY. you CAN'T wave at strangers. they're going to follow us home!"
ReplyDeleteOh, Kasey, your post is just what I needed on an otherwise crappy day! Uncreepiate is the best word ever. And um, forget whatcha heard, but Jose is totally MY man. Mmkay? Hehe. And please, PLEASE take a photo of you in the snowman sweatshirt. I really need that in my life. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking up! You're the best!
YES! ABSOLUTELY! I'm a lot of fun in real life too. haha.
ReplyDeleteI get in trouble ALL. THE. TIME. for talking to strangers. I always argue that I've never actually MET a stranger, so it's okay! I hope that's included in the speech made if I ever get kidnapped for being nice to strangers..
oh I'm so glad I could brighten your day!! Jose is the second longest relationship (after the Atlanta Braves + University of Georgia, who I've been enamored with since I was a baby) Once, in college, we tried to make him a facebook so we could be facebook official. I really am special.
ReplyDeleteOBVIOUSLY I will take a snowman sweatshirt picture!! stay tuned.......
I just saw this an the fact that you used the word uncreepitate makes my day. seriously. i'm assuming it will be the best thing that happens to me all week. maybe even all MONTH, which is a bfd because Christmas is this month.
ReplyDeleteoh girl, I would know The Lion King any day! Hakunna Mataaataaaaaa. I am the worst when football is on. I SWEAR THEY CAN HEAR ME OKAY!? haha
ReplyDeleteOH MAN. I'm up there with CHRISTMAS?! this is the best ever!
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