Hashtag Homedayyyy

Sometimes on Wednesday, I just want to be like "YES. WE MADE IT. HALF. WAY." by sometimes, I mean that's how I feel every Wednesday. Add to that feeling that I get to work from home on Wednesdays, it's a pretty great day. Thursdays, however, are days that I cannot get it together. #strugglecity

Yesterday I learned that my referral privileges with EF College Break because apparently blogging about my great experience with their company and directing people there after having them contact me directly is equivalent to putting my referral code on a coupon site like Retailmenot. Oddly enough, that kind of changes my entire opinion about the company. Which is a bummer because I really was planning on using a bonus check to book the trip to Ireland. It also almost makes me want to go back to those old posts + not tell people where I booked the trip... #whatever #exceptrude #thoseweregenuinereferrals #jerks

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I NEED AN EXPLANATION on how the Liars snuck into prom after they were banned. I had to call my mom to get into my prom because I left my ticket at home. There were no serial killers or kidnappers involved in that night. Just a lot of underage drinking and really expensive dresses. I do like that the moms became their daughters though... #PrettyLittleLiars #NOTREALISTIC #therosewoodadultsmakebadlifechoices #maybeImA

where we are all mrs. fields

I got yelled at yesterday on the phone, you know cause my job is sales. I get sassy people and rude people all the time but this guy, man, he really made it about me and for the first time since I started two months ago, I got my feelings hurt. I mean, there were other factors at play, but at the end of the day a grown man dressed down a nice girl just trying to do her damn job. #uncalledfor #itonlyTUESDAY?! 

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SPEAKING of HIMYM. I'm watching the episode now where it comes out that everyone used to smoke. THE KIDS ARE SO APPALLED. so let me get this straight, you've heard about all of these shenanigans that your dad has gotten into (okay, well he doesn't admit that they smoke weed either, just "eat sandwiches") but the smoking is what they're really appalled by. seriously? #nope #cmonman #yeticantstoprewatching #sos

Alright friends, what are you confessing today? Anyone want to go to Ireland for St. Paddy's day? I bet we can figure it out on our own. right? now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to read tumblr theories on who A is...........

July Through The Lens

I refuse REFUSE to accept that it's August. I just flat refuse. WHERE did my summer go? I haven't gone down the river yet! I did paddle board up it though! If you're ever up in Rome (Georgia..) you have to check out River Dog Paddle Co. First of all, there are puppies in the store. Second of all there is beer. Third of all, they're the best people. Also the guides on the river know what's happening. I had so much fun. AND I DIDN'T FALL OFF. All of those barre classes are apparently improving my balance maan. ANYWAYS. let's see what happened in July through my insta feed + iPhone camera roll....

Celebrating Josh being home on leave // soggy Peachtree finisher photo shoot, pre-paddle boarding selfies // baseball games // sunsets // my very fist ever King of Pops // a throwback to my first Jeep! 

FALL OUT BOY because I'm secretly never growing up // Varuni Napoli on Monroe HAS PROSECCO ON TAP // one of my many wine grams. #lemmewineaboutit // cotton candy skies <3 // Bear walks // I DIED. I love bar chalkboard signs maaan // PADDLE BOARDING WITHOUT FALLING IN THE WATER! // national tequila day - duh // MY LITTLE BROTHER IS 14. I felt so old.

I guess after all of that I can kind of believe it's August. BUT STILL GUYs. I cannot believe it. What did your July look like????? Are we instagram friends?! 

Hashtag Thank You Notes

Want to hear a hilarious story? I click save obsessively. Like, write a sentence, hit save. Italicize hit save. Spell check? hit save. YET SOMEHOW the post I originally put together for today, well that I was forty. five. minutes. into. Mysteriously got deleted after the internet went down + then the UVerse page told me to reboot my browser. I promise I did not cry a lot. Let's see how much I remember, eh? (oh hey Canada, whatcha doin'?)

Well, let's start off with one that I didn't think up last night! Thanks, Jude the Jeep, for not usually letting me down but for only letting me down in really convenient places. For overheating, but only five miles from the repair shop and my dad's house. For waiting to not start until lunch on work from home Wednesday. #butineededtogototarget #vroomvroom #ineedanewcar

Thank you Fall Out Boy, Wiz Khalifa, and our new friend Hoodie Allen for helping me relive my high school + college glory days. #thanksforthememories #thatsstuckinyourheadisntit #notsorry #jamsamakeherdance

Thank you, Dominos pizza man, for not judging us for waiting at the end of the driveway at 2 am on Saturday night. Also for bringing pizza to us at 2 am on Saturday night. You sir, are the real MVP. #pizzapizzapizza #latenightsnacksduh

last night, the first time I wrote this, I had a source for this that included a bunch more delicious pizza gifs, thanks AT&T for not making that happen either. 

Thank you, Rocks Box, for making me look like I know what I'm doing when buying jewelry. You make me look like a princess even though I have no idea what I'm doing. You should use "kathleenbff118" to get your first box fo'freeeeeeee. You know you want to . You can be fancy like me! #yourewelcome #imsofancy #butnotreally #butILOOKsofancy

Soooooooooooooooooooo how's your week going? We're halfway to the weekend!!