Hashtag Thank You Notes

Want to hear a hilarious story? I click save obsessively. Like, write a sentence, hit save. Italicize hit save. Spell check? hit save. YET SOMEHOW the post I originally put together for today, well that I was forty. five. minutes. into. Mysteriously got deleted after the internet went down + then the UVerse page told me to reboot my browser. I promise I did not cry a lot. Let's see how much I remember, eh? (oh hey Canada, whatcha doin'?)

Well, let's start off with one that I didn't think up last night! Thanks, Jude the Jeep, for not usually letting me down but for only letting me down in really convenient places. For overheating, but only five miles from the repair shop and my dad's house. For waiting to not start until lunch on work from home Wednesday. #butineededtogototarget #vroomvroom #ineedanewcar

Thank you Fall Out Boy, Wiz Khalifa, and our new friend Hoodie Allen for helping me relive my high school + college glory days. #thanksforthememories #thatsstuckinyourheadisntit #notsorry #jamsamakeherdance

Thank you, Dominos pizza man, for not judging us for waiting at the end of the driveway at 2 am on Saturday night. Also for bringing pizza to us at 2 am on Saturday night. You sir, are the real MVP. #pizzapizzapizza #latenightsnacksduh

last night, the first time I wrote this, I had a source for this that included a bunch more delicious pizza gifs, thanks AT&T for not making that happen either. 

Thank you, Rocks Box, for making me look like I know what I'm doing when buying jewelry. You make me look like a princess even though I have no idea what I'm doing. You should use "kathleenbff118" to get your first box fo'freeeeeeee. You know you want to . You can be fancy like me! #yourewelcome #imsofancy #butnotreally #butILOOKsofancy

Soooooooooooooooooooo how's your week going? We're halfway to the weekend!!