First of all, I'm perpetually stuck at 980 Instagram followers. It's obnoxious, because I'll see "3 new followers!" then it will still just be 980. So for those three new ones I lost three. COME ON GUYS. Just let me have 1,000. Pretty please? #cmonman #soclosebutsofar
If you're not following me on Instagram, which I know isn't the case because y'all are all the bomb.com, you wouldn't know that I went and did a thing on Sunday. I've been talking about getting a tattoo of the stars from the Harry Potter books for easily 10 years. WELL Sunday I finally did it. AND GUYS. it hurt really bad. I didn't cry all the way, but I didn't. So there's that.
I'm sure I've mentioned my inability to successfully go through the grocery store, target, and the likes without forgetting something important, so after rave reviews I decided to add razors to the list of things I would no longer be able to forget at the grocery store. So I signed up for the Dollar Shave Club. Guys. I don't even care that they're supposedly razors designed for men. they show up at my door, they're nicer than the disposable ones I'd been using, and IT IS SIX DOLLARS. SIX. You can adjust it to ship however often you wanna. You can eeeeven use my referral code to sign up right here! #whowearshortshorts #shavesmarter #orsomething
We all know I'm the most coordinated human in the world (literally laughing out loud typing that. I am hilarious.) Well Saturday night I missed a step + slid down the rest at the bar, nothing unusual, I didn't spill my beer which let's be real, is the important part. Today, I noticed a huge bruise on my stomach from not spilling my beer. #bruiselikeapeach #justcallmegrace #clumsy
So that's what's happening in my neck of the woods, what are y'all up to?