I Got A Tattoo + It Hurt Really Bad + Other Confessions

If I show up at least once a week, I can still call myself a blogger right? I've been trying to write more but I usually just end up staring at a blank post template because I just can't seem to get started. I can, however, always tell the ridiculous stories that happen to me. So let's just hashtag away! 
#Hashtaghumpday @ Life with Lolo

First of all, I'm perpetually stuck at 980 Instagram followers. It's obnoxious, because I'll see "3 new followers!" then it will still just be 980. So for those three new ones I lost three. COME ON GUYS. Just let me have 1,000. Pretty please? #cmonman #soclosebutsofar 

If you're not following me on Instagram, which I know isn't the case because y'all are all the bomb.com, you wouldn't know that I went and did a thing on Sunday. I've been talking about getting a tattoo of the stars from the Harry Potter books for easily 10 years. WELL Sunday I finally did it. AND GUYS. it hurt really bad. I didn't cry all the way, but I didn't. So there's that. 
A photo posted by Kasey Decker (@kdsmoove) on

I'm sure I've mentioned my inability to successfully go through the grocery store, target, and the likes without forgetting something important, so after rave reviews I decided to add razors to the list of things I would no longer be able to forget at the grocery store. So I signed up for the Dollar Shave Club. Guys. I don't even care that they're supposedly razors designed for men. they show up at my door, they're nicer than the disposable ones I'd been using, and IT IS SIX DOLLARS. SIX. You can adjust it to ship however often you wanna. You can eeeeven use my referral code to sign up right here! #whowearshortshorts #shavesmarter #orsomething
We all know I'm the most coordinated human in the world (literally laughing out loud typing that. I am hilarious.) Well Saturday night I missed a step + slid down the rest at the bar, nothing unusual, I didn't spill my beer which let's be real, is the important part. Today, I noticed a huge bruise on my stomach from not spilling my beer. #bruiselikeapeach #justcallmegrace #clumsy
So that's what's happening in my neck of the woods, what are y'all up to?

Can of Corn: Baseballisms

I just watched Scandal so I have a really strong desire to start this off good morning lovers of liberty and I don't have a good reason for that. Anywhoodles. Today is the very first day of our Can of Corn Linkup + we are talking baseballisms. If you know anything about me, you know I'm a sucker for cheesy jokes, irony, and clever puns. BUT FIRST, some housekeeping.

Okie dokie! I'm just the co-host, P.J. is the brains behind the operation, so here are the rules guidelines for Can of Corn!
  • Write about baseball using the theme (or not) on the dates provided (or thereabout) from March-October. Just make it baseball!
  • Use the button in your post somewhere (at the end or whatever) and link back to me + P.J. 
  • Go to one of our blogs the day this comes up (or thereafter) and linkup! The linkup will be "live" for a week after the date.
  • Visit other blogs, read, comment, and make some new baseball pals!
  • Have a cold beer (because let's be real, anything I'm involved in involves a cold beer...)
Can of Corn 2016 - Dates
  • March 17: Your favorite baseballism (saying, quote, jargon etc.)
  • April 14: Best baseball memory
  • May 12: Favorite ballpark (minor or major)
  • June 16: The best promotion you’ve ever been to
  • July 14: Dream baseball road trip
  • August 18: A current rule you'd change
  • September 15: Favorite player of all time
  • October 20: Favorite tradition/superstitions

Can of Corn Challenge

OKAY now that that is out of the way let's do it to it. As I mentioned, I love a good cheesy joke, so naturally I love anything Yogi Berra said. Like "baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical" I'd have to say my favorite, at least at this exact moment in time, is Babe Ruth:

What is your favorite?