HEY WEDNESDAY. We made it. It was touch + go there for a while on Tuesday man. ANYWAYS. You know what Wednesday means! A collection of ridiculous stories from my life.
I get a lot of weird "offers" since my e-mail is so easily accessible because it's on my contact page. I mean. A LOT. Yesterday, I happened to see the e-mail pop up that someone was offering me free. botox. FREE BOTOX. WHAT. #seemslegit #exceptnot #thanksbutnothanks
My roommate is a Big Brother fan. So I've been watching it. I'm pretty sure I could win. Also this Vanessa chick -- LITERALLY all she does is cry. HOW has she made it this far? HOW is she good at poker?! #ihavequestions #somanyquestions #LOUDNOISES
I'm currently watching the like, recap of DWTS from Monday (
there's way too much reality tv in my life. when are my fall shows back? I need them.) AND THIS KID IS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW OLD 26 IS I CANNOT DEAL. Make it stop. #notold #okayalittleold #BUTIDONTWANNBE
OH ALSO ALL THE FALL THINGS. YALL. I'm going to blog about Beerfest later this week (
don't have a stroke, I'm prepared to post FOUR TIMES THIS WEEK. woaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh) BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BEER. It's
Leinenkugel Harvest Patch Shandy. IT IS LITERALLY A PUMPKIN PIE. BUT IN BEER FORM. #allpumpkineverything #gimme #ALLTHEFALLTHINGS
Okay. Now that I'm all worked up about punkin things, I'm going to dip out. Make sure you check out everyone else who is all about the #
hashtaghumpday. DO IT. What's up with y'all this week?
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