Last night, after staying up later than I meant to because I decided to wash my only set of sheets at 9:30 pm, I discovered Legally Blonde is on Netflix. I'm not sure if it's always been there or if I missed the memo, but obviously I had to watch that last night. I can sleep when
I'm dead Netflix stops being a thing. Seriously though, how much of an inspiration is Elle Woods? Like. get it girlfriend. Even when people are super mean to her for no reason, she's a peach. #itspink #andscented
Yesterday, I was at the tag office and the man behind me in line had his phone turned up so loud that you could probably hear it on the moon. I just kept laughing because he had three distinct ringtones, the normal iPhone default one, the ALARM sound, and the one that sounds like an actual telephone. When I finally turned around to see him, he said "you leave the office for five minutes!" no "oh I'll put it on silent so that it's not crazy loud here" I don't know when it happened, but for some reason cell phone alerts drive me bonkers. Mine is always on silent. Like, 100% of the time. #pleasemakeitstop
We decided to celebrate cinco early yesterday + go for lunch rather than when all of the crazies show up. Apparently I'm an old lady. Anyways. APPARENTLY our favorite Mexican place has upgraded their cheese dip sizes, and a large is literally a soup bowl full of melty-cheesey-goodness. Also, we took an excuse to have a pitcher of margaritas at lunchtime. #margsfordays #imthewomantoblame
OH so I'm going to be blogging all about my trip BUT I FEEL LIKE IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU I almost got eaten by an alligator. We decided to go canoeing in the Everglades. You know, because YOLO. We were like SIX FEET AWAY from an alligator. THEN HE WENT UNDER WATER. AND WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT AFTER THAT. Guys. I'm semi-fearless, but I really thought that was gonna be it for me. #theendisnear #wehadagoodrun
That's about all I have for today! What's happening in your neck of the woods? HAVE you joined for #hashtaghumpday yet?! It's too fun y'all.