If we were having coffee, I would probably whine about how we had to turn the AC on in the apartment last night because it was eighty degrees. I had all the windows open and fans on and it was just too much. I love that it's spring right now but I did not even a little bit want to turn the stupid AC on. #ugh.
If we were having coffee, I would probably shout randomly in the middle of my own sentence that I could just die, because I hit 30,000 views yesterday and I #literallycannoteven.
If we were having coffee, I'd have to confess I haven't started any holiday shopping. I mean I know kinda what I want to get/do for everyone, but I'm woefully unprepared for it to be December right now. #notevenready
If we were having coffee, I'd tell you how pumped I am for the Atlanta Bloggers tacky sweater party. Also that I have three tacky sweater parties to attend in the same week and I am happier than a pig in mud. #sweatersfordaaaayyyyssss
If we were having coffee, you probably would have already seen the shaky picture of my bar progress. I'd also brag about how I made a hashtag for it because, social media y'all. #deckerbarcart
If we were having coffee, I'd have to get up and dance around when Shake It Off inevitably came on the radio, then I'd admit that in the car, I've been listening to 1989 on repeat. Every day. I've listened to it a gazillion times and I am very not sorry. #danceparty
|haters gonna hate hate hate|
Obviously, if you'll let me, I'll talk your ear off. I'd probably talk at a Gilmore Girls speed because this would be my like 4th cup of coffee and MAN would I be hyper. What would you tell me if we were having coffee?